Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 19th April 2000

Dilbert//4022, first published 26 years ago on Wednesday 19th April 2000

Tags

life misrable thwart move new sadist old one sadist paradise auditing department

Official transcript

A man enters Dilbert's cubicle shouting, "I'll make your life miserable! I'll thwart your every move!"

The man introduces himself to Dilbert, "Hi. I'm the new sadist."

Dilbert replies, "What happened to the old one?"

The sadist answers, "He went to sadist paradise."

Dilbert ask, "The auditing department?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE!

I'LL THWART YOUR EVERY MOVE!

HI. I'M THE NEW SADIST.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OLD ONE?

HE WENT TO SADIST PARADISE.

THE AUDITING DEPARTMENT?

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