Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 25th April 2000

Dilbert//4028, first published 26 years ago on Tuesday 25th April 2000

Tags

social misfits keep him away normal people engineering liason

Official transcript

Dilbert sits at his computer working. The Boss approaches with a new employee. The Boss says to the new employee, "Dilbert is one of our social misfits."

The Boss says to the new employee, "Your job is to keep him away from normal people."

Dilbert, still facing his computer is obviously annoyed by what he is hearing. Unable to keep quiet, Dilbert yells without turning around, "Hello! I'm right here!"

The Boss and the new employee unaffected by Dilbert's outburst, continue their conversation. The Boss says to the new employee, "Your title will be Engineering Liason."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IS ONE OF OUR SOCIAL MISFITS.

YOUR JOB IS TO KEEP HIM AWAY FROM NORMAL PEOPLE HELLO!

I'M RIGHT HERE!

YOUR TITLE WILL BE "ENGINEERING LIAISON."

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