Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 26th April 2000

Dilbert//4029, first published 26 years ago on Wednesday 26th April 2000

Tags

engineering liason project staus translate for clients never completed idiot clients change requirements

Official transcript

The Engineering Liason says to Dilbert, "Tell me your project status and I'll translate for our clients."

Dilbert says, "The project will never be completed because our idiot clients change the requirements every other day."

The Engineering Liason responds, "I'll just say you're drunk."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ENGINEERING LIAISON TELL ME YOUR PROJECT STATUS AND I'LL TRANSLATE FOR OUR CLIENTS.

THE PROJECT WILL NEVER BE COMPLETED BECAUSE OUR IDIOT CLIENTS CHANGE THE REQUIREMENTS EVERY OTHER DAY.

I'LL JUST SAY YOU'RE DRUNK.

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