Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd May 2000

Dilbert//4035, first published 26 years ago on Tuesday 2nd May 2000

Tags

asset tags equipment staplers not considered equipment asset tag man conversation

Official transcript

Asok says to Dilbert, "My assignment is to put asset tags on all equipment."

Asok asks Dilbert, "Did you know that staplers are not considered equipment?"

Asok walks away from Dilbert, thinking "No one likes to make conversation with the asset tag man."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY ASSIGNMENT IS TO PUT ASSET TAGS ON ALL EQUIPMENT.

DID YOU KNOW THAT STAPLERS ARE NOT CONSIDERED EQUIPMENT?

NO ONE LIKES TO MAKE CONVERSATION WITH THE ASSET TAG MAN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Stapler Conundrum"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a workplace scenario where an employee, Dilbert, is tasked with assigning asset tags to all equipment. However, he encounters a peculiar situation when he encounters a stapler that is not considered equipment by the asset tag man.

• Dilbert's assignment is to put asset tags on all equipment.
• He is puzzled by a stapler that is not considered equipment by the asset tag man.
• The asset tag man's response is that no one likes to make conversation with the asset tag man.

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