Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd May 2000

Dilbert//4036, first published 26 years ago on Wednesday 3rd May 2000

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cep obscenely wealthy guest house build house speech writer workers made him rich bragging condescending truth

Official transcript

Ed stands at the podium and says, "As CEO, I thank you for making me obscenely wealthy."

Alice, Wally and Dilbert continue to sit and listen. Ed goes on to say, "Yesterday, I built a guest house using bundles of cash as bricks."

Ed looks down at his paper, thinking "I need a new speech writer."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AS CEO, I THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME OBSCENELY WEALTHY.

YESTERDAY I BUILT A GUEST HOUSE USING BUNDLES OF CASH AS BRICKS I NEED A NEW SPEECH WRITER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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