Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 11th May 2000

Dilbert//4044, first published 26 years ago on Thursday 11th May 2000

Tags

marketing plan annihilation life on earth serious competitor tobacco junk food quarterly review

Open source transcript

MY MARKETING PLAN CALLS FOR THE ANNIHILATION OF ALL LIFE ON EARTH.

OUR ONLY SERIOUS COMPETITOR IS A COMPANY THAT SELLS TOBACCO AND JUNK FOOD.

I'D LIKE VOLUNTEERS.

I NEED SOME ACCOMPLISHMENTS FOR MY QUARTERLY REVIEW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.