Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 10th May 2000

Dilbert//4043, first published 26 years ago on Wednesday 10th May 2000

Tags

melt polar ice caps doom humanity part of humanity marketing help destroy planet free t shirts business

Official transcript

Dilbert says to Carol, "This product would melt the polar ice caps and doom humanity."

Carol replies, "That's okay."

Dilbert says, "You're a part of humanity."

Carol answers, "No, I'm in marketing."

Dilbert says to Carol, "I won't help you destroy the planet."

Carol answers, "That's what I said until I saw the free T-shirts."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS PRODUCT WOULD MELT THE POLAR ICE CAPS AND DOOM HUMANITY.

THAT'S OKAY.

YOU'RE PART OF HUMANITY.

NO, I'M IN MARKETING.

I WON'T HELP YOU DESTROY THE PLANET.

THAT'S WHAT I SAID UNTIL I SAW THE FREE T-SHIRTS.

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