Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 15th May 2000

Dilbert//4048, first published 26 years ago on Monday 15th May 2000

Tags

meeting with boss speak frankly problems in dept ask out

Official transcript

Alice says to the Boss, "I scheduled a meeting with your boss."

The Boss looks startled. Alice continues, "He'll probably ask me to speak frankly about any problems in the department."

The Boss thinks to himself, "This couldn't get any worse."

Alice says to the Boss, "He's cute. I might ask him out."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SCHEDULED A MEETING WITH YOUR BOSS.

HE'LL PROBABLY ASK ME TO SPEAK FRANKLY ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS IN THE DEPARTMENT.

THIS COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE.

HE'S CUTE.

I MIGHT ASK HIM OUT

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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