Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 16th May 2000

Dilbert//4049, first published 26 years ago on Tuesday 16th May 2000

Tags

favorite stories meeting with boss urban legends we laughed told stories boss

Official transcript

The Boss approaches Alice who is sitting at her desk. The Boss says to Alice, "Um...how was your meeting with my boss?"

Alice answers, "We each told our favorite stories about you. Then we laughed and laughed."

The Boss looks horrified. The Boss asks Alice, "He has stories about me?"

Alice replies, "He thought they were urban legends."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

UM... HOW WAS YOUR MEETING WITH MY BOSS?

WE EACH TOLD OUR FAVORITE STORIES ABOUT YOU. THEN WE LAUGHED AND LAUGHED.

HE HAS STORIES ABOUT ?

HE THOUGHT THEY WERE UR BAN LEGENDS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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