Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 18th May 2000

Dilbert//4051, first published 26 years ago on Thursday 18th May 2000

Tags

vp stalks alice bouquet pencils fire secreatry vp no flowers

Open source transcript

VP STALKS ALICE I BROUGHT YOU A BOUQUET, ALICE.

THAT'S A BUNCH OF PENCILS, NOT A FLOWER BOUQUET.

REALLY?

MAY I USE YOUR PHONE? I NEED TO FIRE MY SECRETARY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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