Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 17th May 2000

Dilbert//4050, first published 26 years ago on Wednesday 17th May 2000

Tags

alice date cafe dinner date drive boss nuts honesty indifference arouses using you vp and engineer

Open source transcript

ALICE, MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T DATE.

I'M A VP AND YOU'RE AN ENGINEER IN MY DIVISION.

SHEESH. GET OVER YOURSELF. I'M JUST USING YOU TO DRIVE MY BOSS NUTS.

YOUR INDIFFERENCE AROUSES ME! I WILL MAKE YOU MINE!

PS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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