Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 20th May 2000

Dilbert//4053, first published 26 years ago on Saturday 20th May 2000

Tags

performance review weaknesses need improvement become invisible blurry multitasking too often

Official transcript

The Boss asks Dilbert, "Do you have any weaknesses that need improvement?"

Dilbert replies, "Sometimes I work so fast that I become invisible."

Dilbert goes on to say, "If I seem blurry right now, it's because I'm multi-tasking."

The Boss thinks to himself, "Once a year is way too often for this."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PERFORMANCE REVIEW DO YOU HAVE ANY WEAKNESSES THAT NEED IMPROVEMENT?

SOMETIMES I WORK SO FAST THAT I BECOME INVISIBLE.

IF I SEEM BLURRY RIGHT NOW, IT'S BECAUSE I'M MULTITASKING.

ONCE A YEAR IS WAY TOO OFTEN FOR THIS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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