Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th May 2000

Dilbert//4058, first published 26 years ago on Thursday 25th May 2000

Tags

ceo spokeperson pose prodcut blue screen technology important elements blue blouse

Official transcript

The caption reads: "CEO as Spokesperson."

The CEO is seen leaning over a chair seductively with her hair tossed to one side. Dogbert stands behind the camera and she asks, "What does this pose have to do with our product?"

Dogbert answers, "I'll use blue screen technology to add important elements later."

The CEO says, "My blouse is blue."

A voluptuous woman stands in towel behind Dogbert. Dogbert turns to her and says, "Five minutes."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CEO AS SPOKESPERSON WHAT DOES THIS POSE HAVE TO DO WITH OUR PRODUCT?

I'LL USE BLUE SCREEN TECHNOLOGY TO ADD IMPORTANT ELEMENTS LATER.

MY BLOUSE IS BLUE.

FIVE MINUTES.

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