Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 26th May 2000

Dilbert//4059, first published 26 years ago on Friday 26th May 2000

Tags

firing ted organize goodbye party suprise what happens

Official transcript

Carol comes into the Boss' office and says, "At ten you'll be firing Ted. I'll organize his goodbye party."

The Boss says, "You know what would be more efficient?"

Dilbert, Carol, Wally and Asok the Intern stand in a room wearing party hats. Dilbert asks, "What happens after we yell 'Surprise'?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AT TEN YOU'LL BE FIRING TED.

I'LL ORGANIZE HIS GOODBYE PARTY.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE MORE EFFICIENT?

WHAT HAPPENS AFTER WE YELL "SURPRISE"?

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