Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th May 2000

Dilbert//4060, first published 26 years ago on Saturday 27th May 2000

Tags

random drug tests unpleasent offer free cashews charlie brown

Official transcript

Dilbert reaches for a cup as a Doctor says, "We know these random drug tests are unpleasant for employees."

The Doctor holds out a dish and says, "That's why we offer free cashews."

Dilbert says to Dogbert, "Suddenly I thought of Charlie Brown but I don't know why."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE KNOW THESE RANDOM DRUG TESTS ARE UNPLEASANT FOR EMPLOYEES.

THAT'S WHY WE OFFER FREE CASHEWS.

SUDDENLY I THOUGHT ABOUT CHARLIE BROWN BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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