Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 6th June 2000

Dilbert//4070, first published 26 years ago on Tuesday 6th June 2000

Tags

report to mordac obligated to hate works

Official transcript

The Boss says to Ming, "Ming, I'm moving your web mistress function to I.S. You'll report to Mordac."

Ming screams out, "NO-O-O-O-O"

The Boss looks astonished. Ming later says to Mordac, "We can still date but I feel obliged to hate your guts now."

Mordac replies, "It works for me."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MING, I'M MOVING YOUR WEB MISTRESS FUNCTION TO I.S.

YOU'LL REPORT TO MORDAC.

N000-0-0 WE CAN STILL DATE BUT I FEEL OBLIGED TO HATE YOUR GUTS NOW.

IT WORKS FOR ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Mordac's Web Mistress"

Summary:

The comic strip features Mordac, the IT department's bureaucratic official, as the main character. The story unfolds as follows:

• Ming, the web mistress, is summoned to Mordac's office to report to I.S. (Information Services).
• Mordac expresses his displeasure with Ming's performance, stating that she can still date but must hate her guts now.
• Ming responds by saying that it works for her, implying that she has found a way to cope with Mordac's demands.

The comic strip pokes fun at the bureaucratic red tape and the absurdity of office politics, highlighting the challenges faced by employees in dealing with difficult superiors.

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