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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th June 2000

Dilbert//4071, first published 26 years ago on Wednesday 7th June 2000


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emails love emails threats of firing dating boss regrets


Official transcript

Mordac types a message to Ming. "Dearest Ming, My love for you is boundless. Mordac"

Mordac continues his message. "P.S. If you don't stop putting food garbage in the recycling bin you will be terminated."

Ming says to Dilbert after reading Mordacs message, "Never date your boss."

Dilbert replies, confused "Okay."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DEAREST MING, MY LOVE FOR YOU IS BOUNDLESS.

MORDAC P.S. IF YOU DON'T STOP PUTTING FOOD GARBAGE IN THE RECYCLING BIN YOU WILL BE TERMINATED.

NEVER DATE YOUR BOSS.

OKAY

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Food Garbage"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Ming, an employee who has been tasked with putting food garbage in the recycling bin. However, he is hesitant to do so due to his feelings for Mordac, his boss's wife. When Mordac confronts him, Ming explains that he cannot stop putting food garbage in the recycling bin because it will be terminated if he does not. Mordac responds by telling Ming to never date his boss again, which Ming agrees to.

Key Points:

  • Ming is tasked with putting food garbage in the recycling bin.
  • He is hesitant to do so due to his feelings for Mordac.
  • Mordac confronts Ming and tells him to never date his boss again.
  • Ming agrees to stop dating his boss.

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