Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 18th June 2000

Dilbert//4082, first published 26 years ago on Sunday 18th June 2000

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work place violence prevention training violent emplyees identify beards creepy ineffective males widely disprected

Official transcript

Tina says to the group, "Welcome to workplace violence prevention training."

Tina continues, "How can we identify potentially violent employees?"

Wally raises his hand excitedly yelling, "Ooh! Ooh!"

Tina says, "Wally?"

Wally answers, "Do they have beards?"

Tina replies, "Um...no. That was a stupid answer."

Tina says, "Violent employees are usually creepy, inefficiently males who are widely disrespected."

Dilbert raises his hand and asks Tina, "May I change seats?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO WORKPLACE VIOLENCE PREVENTION TRAINING.

HOW CAN WE IDENTIFY POTENTIALLY VIOLENT EMPLOYEES?

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WALLY?

DO THEY HAVE BEARDS?

UM... NO THAT WAS A STUPID ANSWER.

VIOLENT EMPLOYEES ARE USUALLY CREEPY, INEFFECTIVE MALES WHO ARE WIDELY DISRESPECTED.

MAY I CHANGE SEATS?

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Violent Employees"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a workplace violence prevention training session. The scene unfolds with a woman introducing herself as the trainer and asking the employees to identify potentially violent employees. The employees respond with various reactions, including one who asks if they have beards, another who says "Ooh, Ooh!", and a third who inquires about changing seats.

The trainer then delivers a humorous yet insightful remark: "Violent employees are usually creepy, ineffective males who are widely disrespected." This statement is met with a mix of reactions from the employees, ranging from confusion to amusement.

The comic strip concludes with the trainer's suggestion to change seats, implying that this might be a more effective way to address the issue of workplace violence. Overall, the comic strip uses humor to highlight the importance of addressing workplace violence and promoting a safe and respectful work environment.

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