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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 19th June 2000

Dilbert//4083, first published 26 years ago on Monday 19th June 2000


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asks on date away faq section ignorant without merit website technology


Official transcript

Dilbert approaches Ming and says, "Ming, our website needs a FAQ section."

Ming replies, "I find your suggestion ignorant and without merit. Away with you."

Dilbert, unaffected by her response asks "So...are you doing anything this weekend?"

Ming sighs, "Gaaa!!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MING, OUR WEB SITE NEEDS A FAQ SECTION.

I FIND YOUR SUGGESTION IGNORANT AND WITHOUT MERIT.

AWAY WITH YOU.

SO... ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING THIS WEEKEND?

GAAA!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Web Site Suggestion"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between Dilbert and his coworker, Alice. The scene unfolds in three panels:

Panel 1: Dilbert approaches Alice with a request, saying, "Ming, our web site needs a FAQ section." Alice responds with a puzzled expression, "Away with you."

Panel 2: Dilbert persists, "I find your suggestion ignorant and without merit." Alice retorts, "Gaaa!!"

Panel 3: Dilbert asks, "So... are you doing anything this weekend?" Alice responds, "Gaaa!!" with a shocked expression.

The comic strip humorously portrays the exchange between Dilbert and Alice, highlighting their contrasting personalities and reactions to each other's suggestions.

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