Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 1st July 2000

Dilbert//4095, first published 26 years ago on Saturday 1st July 2000

Tags

company concierge alibi lye a barrel police break you legal

Official transcript

An employee says to Ratbert the Concierge, "I need an alibi."

The employee continues, "The police will try to beat the truth out of you, but don't let them break you!"

The employee goes on, "I also need lye...and a barrel...better yet, make that two barrels."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

COMPANY CONCIERGE I NEED AN ALIBI.

THE POLICE WILL TRY TO BEAT THE TRUTH OUT OF YOU, BUT DON'T LET THEM BREAK YOU!

I ALSO NEED LYE.

AND A BARREL...

BETTER YET, MAKE THAT TWO BARRELS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Company Concierge"

Summary:

The comic strip features a company concierge who is asked to provide an alibi for an employee. The concierge responds by stating that the police will try to break him, but he won't let them do so. He then requests two barrels, implying that he needs a barrel to protect himself from the police.

Key Points:

• The company concierge is asked to provide an alibi for an employee.
• The concierge refuses to cooperate with the police and requests two barrels to protect himself.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of trying to evade the law and the absurdity of the situation.

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