Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 30th June 2000

Dilbert//4094, first published 26 years ago on Friday 30th June 2000

Tags

company concierge diet an dexercise doctor appointment sleeping at desk want pills

Official transcript

The Boss says to Ratbert the Concierge, "I don't have time for my doctor appointment."

The Boss continues, "Go in my place and tell him you're having trouble sleeping at your desk."

The Boss says, "And don't let him sweet-talk you about diet and exercise. I want pills.!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

COMPANY CONCIERGE I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR MY DOCTOR APPOINTMENT.

GO IN MY PLACE AND TELL HIM YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK.

AND DON'T LET HIM SWEET-TALK YOU ABOUT DIET AND EXERCISE. I WANT PILLS!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Company Concierge"

Summary:

The comic strip features a company concierge who is tasked with scheduling a doctor's appointment for an employee. However, the concierge is more concerned with the employee's diet and exercise habits than with the actual appointment.

• The employee is frustrated with the concierge's lack of attention to their health concerns.
• The concierge suggests that the employee focus on diet and exercise rather than taking pills.
• The employee is skeptical of the concierge's advice and wonders if they are qualified to give medical advice.

Key Points:

• The concierge is not taking the employee's health concerns seriously.
• The concierge is more interested in promoting a healthy lifestyle than in scheduling a doctor's appointment.
• The employee is frustrated with the concierge's lack of professionalism.

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