Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 5th July 2000

Dilbert//4099, first published 26 years ago on Wednesday 5th July 2000

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assignment confronts lulu dilbert confronts lulu huge crisis series of crisises smite static guard god softening

Open source transcript

COME HELP ME ON THIS ASSIGNMENT.

IT'S A HUGE CRISIS!

LULU, DO YOU EVER WONDER WHY YOUR LIFE IS A SERIES OF CRISES?

I ASSUME GOD IS SOFTENING ME UP BEFORE SMITING ME.

EXCUSE ME WHILE I PUT ON MY STATIC GUARD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Crisis Management"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor and frustration with his job.
• In this strip, Dilbert is assigned a task by his boss, Lulu, who is depicted as a stereotypical "corporate woman" with a condescending attitude.
• Dilbert is reluctant to take on the task, citing a "huge crisis" that he is already dealing with, but Lulu is unmoved and insists that he prioritize her request.
• The strip pokes fun at the absurdity of corporate culture and the ways in which managers can be oblivious to the challenges faced by their employees.

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