Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 10th July 2000

Dilbert//4104, first published 26 years ago on Monday 10th July 2000

Tags

perfromance evaluation 3% raise earn a billion steals as much

Official transcript

The Boss says to Dilbert, "Write a performance evaluation for yourself."

The Boss continues, "Shoot for about 3% raise...because that's what you're getting."

Dilbert's computer states, "Dilbert's inventions will earn a billion dollars. But we think he steals almost as much."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WRITE A PERFORMANCE EVALUATION FOR YOURSELF.

SHOOT FOR ABOUT A 3% RAISE...

BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GETTING.

DILBERT'S INVENTIONS WILL EARN A BILLION DOLLARS. BUT WE THINK HE STEALS ALMOST AS MUCH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Dilbert's Inventions"

Summary:

This 'Dilbert' comic strip, originally published in July 2000, features a humorous exchange between Dilbert and his boss. The boss suggests that Dilbert write a performance evaluation for himself, which Dilbert reluctantly does. However, Dilbert's evaluation reveals that his inventions will earn a billion dollars, but he thinks he steals almost as much.

Key Elements:

• Dilbert's performance evaluation
• Dilbert's inventions earning a billion dollars
• Dilbert's belief that he steals almost as much
• A humorous exchange between Dilbert and his boss

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