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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th July 2000

Dilbert//4105, first published 26 years ago on Tuesday 11th July 2000


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company a dogbert consults free sample web strategy


Official transcript

Dogbert the consultant says to the Boss, "Here's a free sample of my work."

The Boss says to Dobgert as he reads the booklet, "So company 'A' was managed by idiots with no web strategy."

The Boss asks Dogbert, "What would you recommend for my company?"

Dogert replies, "First, change its name to 'A'.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS HERE'S A FREE SAMPLE OF MY WORK.

SO COMPANY "A" WAS MANAGED BY IDIOTS WITH NO WEB STRATEGY.

WHAT WOULD YOU RECOMMEND FOR MY COMPANY?

FIRST, CHANGE ITS NAME TO "A"

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert Consults"

Summary:

  • Dogbert, a cynical and manipulative character, offers to help a company with its web strategy.
  • The company's representative asks Dogbert to change the company's name to "A" to avoid web strategy.
  • Dogbert agrees, but only if the company pays him a large sum of money.
  • The company agrees, and Dogbert changes the company's name to "A".
  • The comic strip ends with Dogbert laughing maniacally, implying that he has successfully manipulated the company into paying him a large sum of money.

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