Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 11th October 2000

Dilbert//4197, first published 26 years ago on Wednesday 11th October 2000

Tags

planning weddings temporary zombie division raising babies divorcing took dog good places booked

Official transcript

The boss approaches a worker who is sitting in front of her computer, arms outstretched and eyes fixed. The boss says, "Helen, I'm transferring you to the temporary zombie division."

Pushing Helen along, the boss says, "You will be with other people who are planning weddings, raising babies and divorcing."

Helen is amid other zombie like workers, all with outstretched arms. A worker says, "She took my dog."

Helen says, "All the good places are booked."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HELEN, I'M TRANSFERRING YOU TO THE TEMPORARY ZOMBIE DIVISION YOU WILL BE WITH OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE PLANNING WEDDINGS, RAISING BABIES AND DIVORCING.

SHE TOOK MY DOG.

ALL THE GOOD PLACES ARE BOOKED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Temporary Zombie Division"

Summary:

The comic strip follows the character Helen, who is being transferred to the "Temporary Zombie Division" by her boss. In response, she jokingly offers to take her dog, implying that she would rather care for her pet than work in the division. The boss, however, has other plans and assigns Helen to a team responsible for planning weddings, raising babies, and divorcing. The strip concludes with the team members being booked for all the good places, leaving Helen's fate uncertain.

Key Elements:

• Helen's transfer to the "Temporary Zombie Division"
• Her offer to take her dog instead of working in the division
• The boss's response and assignment of Helen to a new team
• The team's success in booking all the good places
• Helen's uncertain fate at the end of the strip

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