Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 12th October 2000

Dilbert//4198, first published 26 years ago on Thursday 12th October 2000

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believe loser implied picking stock stock tip

Official transcript

Wally asks Alice, "Do you want a good stock tip?"

Alice says, "Are you asking me to believe you're a loser at every aspect of life except picking stock?"

Wally and Dilbert are having lunch. Wally says, "That's not what I'm asking."

Dilbert says, "It's implied."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU WANT A STOCK TIP?

ARE YOU ASKING ME TO BELIEVE YOU'RE A LOSER AT EVERY ASPECT OF LIFE EXCEPT PICKING STOCK?

THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M ASKING.

IT'S IMPLIED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Picking Stocks"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor and critiques of corporate culture.
• In this strip, Dilbert is at a table with a woman who asks if he wants a stock tip.
• Dilbert responds by asking if she is trying to make him a loser at every aspect of life, except for picking stocks.
• The woman implies that Dilbert's skepticism is misplaced, suggesting that he should consider her advice.
• The strip pokes fun at the idea that people often seek out advice on investing in stocks, despite the risks involved.

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