Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 19th October 2000

Dilbert//4205, first published 26 years ago on Thursday 19th October 2000

Tags

dysfunctional family worthless seventy hours weekly more like you screams at worker

Official transcript

The boss is sitting across from a terrified looking person. The boss says, "I understand that you were raised in a dysfunctional family."

The man says, "Yes"

The boss yells, "You're gonna work seventy hours a week or you're worthless!!"

The man says, "You love me."

The boss says, "Are there any more like you at home?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU WERE RAISED IN A DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY.

YES YOU'RE GONNA WORK SEVENTY HOURS A WEEK OR YOU'RE WORTHLESS !!

YOU LOVE ME.

ARE THERE ANY MORE LIKE YOU ?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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