Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 20th October 2000

Dilbert//4206, first published 26 years ago on Friday 20th October 2000

Tags

kiss daughter goodnight working too hard

Official transcript

A man is standing in front of the boss. The man says, "You're working me too hard! I want to get home in time to kiss my daughter goodnight!"

The man continues, "And I'm not the only one who feels this way."

The boss says, "I've seen your daughter and I'm fairly certain you're the only one."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'RE WORKING ME TOO HARD! I WANT TO GET HOME IN TIME TO KISS MY DAUGHTER GOODNIGHT!

AND I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO FEELS THIS WAY.

I'VE SEEN YOUR DAUGHTER AND I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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