Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 27th October 2000

Dilbert//4213, first published 26 years ago on Friday 27th October 2000

Tags

fired everyone used the internet personal stuff wrinkle policy web

Official transcript

Catbert is standing on the boss's desk. Catbert says, "I fired everyone who used the internet for personal stuff."

Catbert continues, "The only wrinkle in that policy is that you and I are the only employees left."

Catbert says, "And frankly, I use the web for personal stuff too."

The boss says, "Can you teach me how?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I FIRED EVERYONE WHO USED THE INTERNET FOR PERSONAL STUFF.

THE ONLY WRINKLE IN THAT POLICY IS THAT YOU AND I ARE THE ONLY EMPLOYEES LEFT.

AND FRANKLY, I USE THE WEB FOR PERSONAL STUFF TOO.

CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW?

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