Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th October 2000

Dilbert//4214, first published 26 years ago on Saturday 28th October 2000

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fired me yesterday leaving previous job non buisness use of internet crime dont pay

Official transcript

The Boss, looking at a piece of paper, asks Dilbert, "And what's your reason for leaving your previous job?"

Dilbert answers, "You fired me yesterday for non-business use of the internet."

The Boss says, "Crime doesn't pay."

Dilbert says, "Wait until you hear my minimum acceptable salary."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AND WHAT'S YOUR REASON FOR LEAVING YOUR PREVIOUS JOB?

YOU FIRED ME YESTERDAY FOR NON- BUSINESS USE OF THE INTERNET.

CRIME DOESN'T PAY.

WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR MY MINIMUM ACCEPTABLE SALARY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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