Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 30th October 2000

Dilbert//4216, first published 26 years ago on Monday 30th October 2000

Tags

flunking all classes son computer job fill in blanks people don't like

Official transcript

Dilbert is standing in front of Carol the Secretary's desk. She says to him, "My son is flunking all his classes. I'm hoping he can get a job involving computers."

Dilbert asks, "Carrying them?"

Back home, at the end of the day, Dilbert confesses to Dogbert, "People don't like it when you fill in the blanks in their stories."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY SON IS FLUNKING ALL HIS CLASSES. I'M HOPING HE CAN GET A JOB INVOLVING COMPUTERS.

CARRYING THEM?

PEOPLE DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU FILL IN THE BLANKS IN THEIR STORIES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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