Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 31st October 2000

Dilbert//4217, first published 26 years ago on Tuesday 31st October 2000

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30 day dance of death new job within spray paint

Official transcript

Catbert, standing on a table, says to Ted, "Ted, your thirty-day dance of death begins today."

Shaking a bottle of spray-paint, Catbert says, "You must find a new job within the company during that time."

As Catbert spray-paints the letter 'L' on Ted's chest, Ted says, "Is the spray-paint absolutely necessary?"

Catbert says, "That's an 'L'."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TED, YOUR THIRTY- DAY DANCE OF DEATH BEGINS TODAY.

YOU MUST FIND A NEW JOB WITHIN THE COMPANY DURING THAT TIME.

IS THE SPRAY-PAINT ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY?

THAT'S AN "L."

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