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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 9th November 2000

Dilbert//4226, first published 26 years ago on Thursday 9th November 2000


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learning golf male dominated golf events golf events


Official transcript

Alice says to Dilbert, "I'm learning to golf."

Alice says to Dilbert, "Now I won't be excluded from all the male-dominated golf events."

Dilbert says to Wally, who's staring at his computer screen, "Have you been dominating golf events?"

Wally says, "Sometimes I can make them miss putts on TV."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M LEARNING TO GOLF.

NOW I WON'T BE EXCLUDED FROM ALL THE MALE- DOMINATED GOLF EVENTS.

HAVE YOU BEEN DOMINATING GOLF EVENTS?

SOMETIMES I CAN MAKE THEM MISS PUTTS ON TV.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Golf Lessons"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit, in a humorous situation. The story unfolds as follows:

  • Scene 1: A woman approaches Dilbert and says, "I'm learning to golf." Dilbert responds with a sarcastic comment, "Now I won't be excluded from all the male-dominated golf events."
  • Scene 2: The woman asks, "Have you been dominating golf events?" Dilbert replies, "Sometimes I can make them miss putts on TV."

The comic strip showcases Dilbert's signature wit and sarcasm, poking fun at the idea of men dominating golf events and the challenges of learning a new skill.

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