Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 12th November 2000

Dilbert//4229, first published 26 years ago on Sunday 12th November 2000

Tags

south pole sending away control freak manipulating sending dilbert cold

Official transcript

Noriko says to Dilbert, "I signed you up for a trip to the South Pole."

Dilbert asks Noriko, "Um... why?"

Noriko says to Dilbert, "You'll love it. You leave tomorrow."

Dilbert says forcefully to Noriko, "I am not going to the South Pole!"

Noriko says to Dilbert, "Oh, I get it; You're a control freak."

Dilbert yells, "GAAA! Can't you see that it's you who is trying to control me?!! Noriko says to Dilbert, "All I see is you trying to manipulate me into not sending you to the South Pole."

Dilbert, dressed in a fur-trimmed parka and carrying a suitcase, says to Catbert, "It seemed easier."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SIGNED YOU UP FOR A TRIP TO THE SOUTH POLE.

UM...

WHY?

YOU'LL LOVE IT.

YOU LEAVE TOMORROW.

I AM NOT GOING TO THE SOUTH POLE!

OH, I GET IT; YOU'RE A CONTROL FREAK.

GAAA! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT IT'S YOU WHO IS TRYING TO CONTROL ME ?!!

ALL I SEE IS YOU TRYING TO MANIPULATE ME INTO NOT SENDING YOU TO THE SOUTH POLE.

IT SEEMED EASIER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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