Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 13th November 2000

Dilbert//4230, first published 26 years ago on Monday 13th November 2000

Tags

gigantic database customer behavior information non linear math data mining technology optimize retail channels spam meeting here

Official transcript

The Boss says to Dilbert, "We have a gigantic database full of customer behavior information."

Dilbert says, "Excellent. We can use non-linear math and data mining technology to optimize our retail channels!"

The Boss says to Dilbert, "If that's the same thing as spam, we're having a good meeting here."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE HAVE A GIGANTIC DATABASE FULL OF CUSTOMER BEHAVIOR INFORMATION.

EXCELLENT. WE CAN USE NONLINEAR MATH AND DATA MINING TECHNOLOGY TO OPTIMIZE OUR RETAIL CHANNELS!

IF THAT'S THE SAME THING AS SPAM, WE'RE HAVING A GOOD MEETING HERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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