Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 14th November 2000

Dilbert//4231, first published 26 years ago on Tuesday 14th November 2000

Tags

catbert evil director most evil way database customer information sell mailing list spam balckmail data bse clumping

Official transcript

The Boss says to Catbert, "What's the most evil way to use our database of customer information? The Boss says, "Should we sell our mailing lists, spam without mercy, or just blackmail customers?"

Catbert says, "Um... Do you have me in that database?"

The Boss says, "We know all about your clumping problems."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL H.R. DIRECTOR WHAT'S THE MOST EVIL WAY TO USE OUR DATABASE OF CUSTOMER INFORMATION?

SHOULD WE SELL OUR MAILING LISTS, SPAM WITHOUT MERCY, OR JUST BLACKMAIL CUSTOMERS?

UM. . .

DO YOU HAVE ME IN THAT DATABASE?

WE KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR CLUMPING PROBLEMS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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