Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 25th November 2000

Dilbert//4242, first published 26 years ago on Saturday 25th November 2000

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not care subordinates all changed not caring funtion

Official transcript

The Boss says to Asok the Intern, "I used to not care about my subordinates."

The Boss says to Asok, "But that's all changed."

The Boss says to Asok as Alice, The Boss' secretary, looks on, "Now I delegate the not-caring function to what's-her-face over here."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I USED TO NOT CARE ABOUT MY SUBORDINATES.

BUT THAT'S ALL CHANGED.

NOW I DELEGATE THE NOT-CARING FUNCTION TO WHAT'SHER-FACE OVER HERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Not-Caring Function"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 2003, features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker with black hair, and his subordinates. The strip begins with Dilbert stating that he used to care about his subordinates but no longer does. He then delegates the "not-caring function" to his subordinates, instructing them to pass it on to the next person in line. The strip ends with Dilbert's boss, Wally, receiving the "not-caring function" and responding with a shrug, indicating his acceptance of the task. The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of office politics and the lack of motivation among employees.

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