Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 30th November 2000

Dilbert//4247, first published 26 years ago on Thursday 30th November 2000

Tags

one vote cpr heimlich maneuver two votes yelling boo drill hole below

Official transcript

Asok the Intern is down and his legs are sticking straight up in the air. Dilbert says to Wally, Alice and The Boss, "Okay, we have one vote for using CPR, one vote for the Heimlich Maneuver..."

Dilbert continues, "And two votes for sneaking up behind him and yelling 'boo'."

Dilbert, Wally, Alice and The Boss look at Asok lying on the floor as Dilbert says, "I don't see how we can get behind him."

The Boss says, "What if we drill a hole from below?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OKAY, WE HAVE ONE VOTE FOR USING CPR, ONE VOTE FOR THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER.

AND TWO VOTES FOR SNEAKING UP BEHIND HIM AND YELLING "BOO." I DON'T SEE HOW WE CAN GET BEHIND HIM.

WHAT IF WE DRILL A HOLE FROM BELOW?

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