Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 29th November 2000

Dilbert//4246, first published 26 years ago on Wednesday 29th November 2000

Tags

cpr take kidney leave in ice strip him save him

Official transcript

Dilbert, Catbert and The Boss look at Asok the Intern's legs sticking straight up in the air. Dilbert asks, "Asok is down. Does anyone know CPR?"

The Boss says to Dilbert, "Is CPR the one where we take his kidney and leave him in a tub of ice?"

Dilbert says to The Boss, "Um... I don't think so."

The Boss says, "We'd better strip him and shave him just in case."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK IS DOWN.

DOES ANYONE KNOW CPR?

IS CPR THE ONE WHERE WE TAKE HIS KIDNEY AND LEAVE HIM IN A TUB OF ICE?

UM.

I DON'T THINK SO.

WE'D BETTER STRIP HIM AND SHAVE HIM JUST IN CASE.

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