Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 29th November 2000

Dilbert//4246, first published 26 years ago on Wednesday 29th November 2000

Tags

cpr take kidney leave in ice strip him save him

Official transcript

Dilbert, Catbert and The Boss look at Asok the Intern's legs sticking straight up in the air. Dilbert asks, "Asok is down. Does anyone know CPR?"

The Boss says to Dilbert, "Is CPR the one where we take his kidney and leave him in a tub of ice?"

Dilbert says to The Boss, "Um... I don't think so."

The Boss says, "We'd better strip him and shave him just in case."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK IS DOWN.

DOES ANYONE KNOW CPR?

IS CPR THE ONE WHERE WE TAKE HIS KIDNEY AND LEAVE HIM IN A TUB OF ICE?

UM.

I DON'T THINK SO.

WE'D BETTER STRIP HIM AND SHAVE HIM JUST IN CASE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "CPR for a Kidney"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a humorous exchange between two individuals discussing the possibility of using CPR on a kidney. The conversation begins with one person asking if anyone knows CPR, and the other responds by asking if CPR is the appropriate method for saving a kidney that has been removed from the body and placed in a tub of ice. The punchline lies in the second person's deadpan response, "We'd better strip him and shave him just in case," implying that even in a hypothetical scenario, they would still follow proper medical procedures. The comic strip showcases the absurdity of the situation and the dry wit characteristic of the 'Dilbert' series.

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