Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 12th December 2000

Dilbert//4259, first published 26 years ago on Tuesday 12th December 2000

Tags

perfromance review say its good rub in face expectations

Official transcript

Dilbert asks The Boss, "Is that what you wanted?"

The Boss answers, "I'm not saying."

The Boss says to Dilbert, "If I tell you it's good, you'll rub it in my face at your performance review."

Dilbert says, "I'm sorry."

The Boss says, "See how you are?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED?

I'M NOT SAYING.

IF I TELL YOU IT'S GOOD, YOU'LL RUB IT IN MY FACE AT YOUR PERFORMANCE REVIEW.

I'M SORRY.

SEE HOW YOU ARE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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