Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 13th December 2000

Dilbert//4260, first published 26 years ago on Wednesday 13th December 2000

Tags

eternity flaming worms if i die succession plan tiptoes what to do dogbert consults

Official transcript

The Boss says to Dogbert, "I've been told to make a succession plan."

The Boss says, "The plan should say what to do if I die."

Dogbert says, "I can help."

Dogbert says to The Boss, "And if Satan makes you stand in flaming worms up to your nose, try standing on your tiptoes for eternity."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS I'VE BEEN TOLD TO MAKE A SUCCESSION PLAN.

THE PLAN SHOULD SAY WHAT TO DO IF I DIE.

I CAN HELP.

AND IF SATAN MAKES YOU STAND IN FLAMING WORMS UP TO YOUR NOSE, TRY STANDING ON YOUR TIPTOES FOR ETERNITY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Satan's Advice"

Summary:

• A man visits Dogbert, a consulting firm, to make a succession plan.
• Dogbert advises him to consider Satan's advice.
• Satan suggests that if the man wants to die, he should stand in flaming worms up to his nose and try to stand on his tiptoes for eternity.
• The man is hesitant, but Dogbert assures him that it's a good plan.
• The comic strip humorously pokes fun at the idea of seeking advice from a demon and the absurdity of Satan's suggestion.

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