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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 13th December 2000

Dilbert//4260, first published 26 years ago on Wednesday 13th December 2000


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eternity flaming worms if i die succession plan tiptoes what to do dogbert consults


Official transcript

The Boss says to Dogbert, "I've been told to make a succession plan."

The Boss says, "The plan should say what to do if I die."

Dogbert says, "I can help."

Dogbert says to The Boss, "And if Satan makes you stand in flaming worms up to your nose, try standing on your tiptoes for eternity."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS I'VE BEEN TOLD TO MAKE A SUCCESSION PLAN.

THE PLAN SHOULD SAY WHAT TO DO IF I DIE.

I CAN HELP.

AND IF SATAN MAKES YOU STAND IN FLAMING WORMS UP TO YOUR NOSE, TRY STANDING ON YOUR TIPTOES FOR ETERNITY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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