Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th December 2000

Dilbert//4262, first published 26 years ago on Friday 15th December 2000

Tags

cross charge time attended meeting drunken moneky refund money back unfair preactices

Official transcript

Dilbert says to a co-worker, "Why did you cross-charge your time to my budget?"

The co-worker says, "I attended your meeting."

Dilbert says to the co-worker, "All you did was sit there like a drunken monkey. I want a refund."

The co-worker says, "Talk to my boss."

Dilbert says to the woman who is his co-worker's boss, "... So it doesn't seem fair."

The woman looks at her watch and says, "Ka-ching!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY DID YOU CROSS-CHARGE YOUR TIME TO MY BUDGET?

I ATTENDED YOUR MEETING.

ALL YOU DID WAS SIT THERE LIKE A DRUNKEN MONKEY.

I WANT A REFUND.

TALK TO MY BOSS.

... SO IT DOESN'T SEEM FAIR.

KA-CHING!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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