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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 14th December 2000

Dilbert//4261, first published 26 years ago on Thursday 14th December 2000


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the succession plan leader multi viatmin safe now mixed blessing


Official transcript

Noriko watches as The Boss gestures toward Wally and says, "If anything happens to me, Wally will be your leader."

Wally thinks, "?"

Reaching for her purse, Noriko exclaims to The Boss, "I have a multi-vitamin! Quick, take it!"

Noriko listens to The Boss' pulse with a stethoscope while Dilbert massages The Boss' shoulders. The Boss holds a glass of water. Noriko says, "We're safe for now."

Wally says, "This turned out to be a mixed blessing."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE SUCCESSION PLAN IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ME, WALLY WILL BE YOUR LEADER.

I HAVE A MULTIVITAMIN!

QUICK, TAKE IT!

WE'RE SAFE FOR NOW.

THIS TURNED OUT TO BE A MIXED BLESSING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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