Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 21st December 2000

Dilbert//4268, first published 26 years ago on Thursday 21st December 2000

Tags

incomprehensible accent won't ask questions coffee pot

Official transcript

Wally, pouring a cup of coffee, says to Dilbert, "I'm thinking of adopting an incomprehensible accent so people won't ask me questions."

Dilbert asks Wally as he returns the empty coffee pot to the warmer, "Um... Are you leaving that coffee pot empty right in front of me?"

Wally says to Dilbert, "Meeyerna derna furna algonkin buhjoorna."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M THINKING OF ADOPTING AN INCOMPREHENSIBLE ACCENT 50 PEOPLE WON'T ASK ME QUESTIONS.

UM... ARE YOU LEAVING THAT COFFEE POT EMPTY RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME?

MEEYERNA DERNA FURNA ALGONKIN BUHJOORNA.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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