Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 22nd December 2000

Dilbert//4269, first published 26 years ago on Friday 22nd December 2000

Tags

free for lunch remind myself lucky laziness personality looks renaissance loser psychology

Official transcript

Wally is reading the newspaper as Dilbert looks in Wally's cubicle and asks, "Wally, are you free for lunch?"

Dilbert says to Wally, "I need to remind myself how lucky I am that I don't have your laziness or personality or looks."

Wally asks Dilbert, "Would you say I'm kind of a Renaissance loser?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, ARE YOU FREE FOR LUNCH?

I NEED TO REMIND MYSELF HOW LUCKY I AM THAT I DON'T HAVE YOUR LAZINESS OR PERSONALITY OR LOOKS.

WOULD YOU SAY I'M KIND OF A RENAISSANCE LOSER?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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