Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd December 2000

Dilbert//4270, first published 26 years ago on Saturday 23rd December 2000

Tags

exceeding expectations padding objectives whistle blower award

Official transcript

Wally says, "As you know, I'm the only employee who is not exceeding expectations."

Wally says, "You should punish the others for unscrupulously padding their objectives! Those lying weasels!!"

Wally asks The Boss, "Can I get a Whistle-Blower Award for this?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AS YOU KNOW, I'M THE ONLY EMPLOYEE WHO IS NOT EXCEEDING EXPECTATIONS.

YOU SHOULD PUNISH THE OTHERS FOR UNSCRUPULOUSLY PADDING THEIR OBJECTIVES!

THOSE LYING WEASELS!!

CAN I GET A WHISTLE-BLOWER AWARD FOR THIS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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