Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 25th December 2000

Dilbert//4272, first published 26 years ago on Monday 25th December 2000

Tags

clear mind thoughts forward basis market space done practicing

Official transcript

As Dilbert knocks at his door, The Boss thinks, "I must clear my mind of all thoughts."

The Boss says, "At the end of the day we'll be in a market space on a going forward basis."

The Boss says, "Om... Om... Page..."

Dilbert says, "I'll come back when you're done practicing being useless."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I MUST CLEAR MY MIND OF ALL THOUGHTS.

AT THE END OF THE DAY WE'LL BE IN A MARKET SPACE ON A GOING FORWARD BASIS.

...

I'LL COME BACK WHEN YOU'RE OM...

DONE PRACTIC- PAGE...

ING BEING USELESS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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