Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 26th December 2000

Dilbert//4273, first published 26 years ago on Tuesday 26th December 2000

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rifle though pockets meditate mixed with management

Official transcript

A doctor is examining The Boss as Dilbert says, "I think he tried to meditate."

The doctor says, "That's the problem."

The doctor continues examining The Boss and says to Dilbert, "You shouldn't mix meditation with management. The mind gets too empty."

Dilbert asks, "What can we do?"

The doctor says, "I plan to rifle through his pockets."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I THINK HE TRIED TO MEDITATE.

THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

YOU SHOULDN'T MIX MEDITATION WITH MANAGEMENT. THE MIND GETS TOO EMPTY WHAT CAN WE DO?

I PLAN TO RIFLE THROUGH HIS POCKETS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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