Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 27th December 2000

Dilbert//4274, first published 26 years ago on Wednesday 27th December 2000

Tags

avoid work faking coma punch repeatedly get alice right or left handed

Official transcript

Wally waves his hand in front of The Boss' blankly staring eyes and says to Dilbert, "He might be faking a coma to avoid work."

Wally says to Dilbert, "The only way to find out is to punch him repeatedly."

Dilbert says, "Maybe we should get Alice."

Wally, bunching his fists, asks, "Do you remember if I'm right- or left-handed?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HE MIGHT BE FAKING A COMA TO AVOID WORK.

THE ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT IS TO PUNCH HIM REPEATEDLY.

MAYBE WE SHOULD GET ALICE.

DO YOU REMEMBER IF I'M RIGHT-OR LEFT- HANDED?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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