Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 4th February 2001

Dilbert//4313, first published 25 years ago on Sunday 4th February 2001

Tags

advertise dogberts magazine piece of junk stand on head subscribe ten page ad totally objective review technology magazine

Official transcript

Dogbert says to The Boss, "I'm a reporter for 'Dogbert's Technology Magazine'."

Dogbert says to The Boss, "I'm writing a totally objective review of your newest product."

Dogbert says to The Boss, "First question: Will you advertise in my magazine or is your new product a piece of junk?"

The Boss says, "Um... We'll advertise."

Dogbert continues, "Will it be a multi-page ad or is your new product a piece of junk?"

The Boss says, "It'll be a ten-page ad!"

Dogbert says to The Boss, "Can you stand on your head for an hour or is your new product a piece of junk?"

As The Boss stands on his head, Dogbert says, "Would you like to subscribe to my magazine? It's ten pages of ads."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M A REPORTER FOR "DOGBERT'S TECHNOLOGY MAGAZINE." I'M WRITING A TOTALLY OBJECTIVE REVIEW OF YOUR NEWEST PRODUCT.

FIRST QUESTION: WILL YOU ADVERTISE IN MY MAGAZINE OR IS YOUR NEW PRODUCT A PIECE OF JUNK?

UM... WE'LL ADVERTISE.

WILL IT BE A MULTI- PAGE AD OR IS YOUR NEW PRODUCT A PIECE OF JUNK?

ITLL BE A TEN-PAGE AD!

CAN YOU STAND ON YOUR HEAD FOR AN HOUR OR IS YOUR NEW PRODUCT A PIECE OF JUNK?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUBSCRIBE TO MY MAGAZINE? IT'S TEN PAGES OF ADS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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